Draw Off #27: Superhero Origin Stories Re-imagined
na na na na na na na naaaaaaaa...BATMAN!
Adopted by the queen bat, Morrigan, after his parents died tragically in a cave expedition....(Why they decided to bring their infant son with them into a dangerous cave without a harness -- or to a cave in the first place -- is uncertain, but nevertheless remains strong definitive evidence of bad parenting.)...Bruce Wayne grew up raised in ignorance of his human heritage. Though he managed to devise a costume (the details which remains a mystery) in a desperate attempt to blend into bat-society. Feeling aliented from his fellow bat-peers, due to their obvious physical differences, his own inabilty to fly, and his surprising distaste for blood...Bruce began to realize he was... well, different.